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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
780
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Posted - 2014.09.21 17:06:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:
While the Goon propaganda brigade can shout as loud as they can "we don't give a damn for dead ratters", the fact that Deklein is the #1 ratting region and Branch is the #2 in nullsec testifies otherwise. The fact that Goons and their minions rat more than literally anyone else proves without doubt that Goons and their minions want to rat.
Whoever stops them from ratting takes something important from them. And MoA - even by your words - is very good in doing that.
The alliance only cares about it so much as it brings in a bit of tax money, and they encourage it mostly as a means to keep members logged in and living in our space. After that, each member is responsible for their own ratting ship and replacing it if they lose it.
While individuals may care about ratting losses, We do not. Ratting by itself is a personal isk making venture, and if an individual screws that up it is all on them. Same as a CFC member losing their personal freighter full of their own moon goo products. And the same goes for goons who take a loss station trading or industrialist who build ships that don't sell. We just don't really care all that much when someone's personal get rich quick scheme blows up in their face, especially if it is from something they have been warned about. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
780
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Posted - 2014.09.22 17:54:00 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote:...we temporarily deployed one squad to your home system.
This is one of the best parts of this whole thing.
All this rage, and from our point of view it was just the side project of a side project. Many of the CFC members involved in it were just there to farm Garmur BPCs. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
781
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Posted - 2014.09.25 05:30:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Maybe have some solidarity with your minions by clicking the same paplinks like them.
We do click the same paplinks. Shows how much you know.
I would go on about all the things you say about us that are wrong, but I would quickly hit the character limit.
And I guess by some twisted logic you aren't evil, even though you fund people who shoot highsec publords in Jita for fun.
You've already dabbled in the dark side Gevlon. You despise highsec idiots as much as we do. You pay people to gank idiots in Jita just like we do. Give in to evil.
You know you want to. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
781
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Posted - 2014.09.25 07:32:00 -
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Benny Ohu wrote:...most everyone else i've known recognises goons as a different group of space nerds in space nerd online, just with a weightier influence.
We aren't all fat.
Quote:i don't think the op actually talks to many other players?
He doesn't. He despises most people. Even the ones he gives isk to. Test gave him the boot even though he was paying to hang out with them. Lemmings ditched him out even though he founded them.
He doesn't like most people in Eve, and doesn't talk to them. But he does like to talk about them. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
781
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Posted - 2014.09.25 18:28:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:
You have a bunch of posters yelling "irrelevant".
Because it is.
Now, if we were the no life highsec publords that you despise as much as we do, we might care about this. But we also pay people to blow stuff up in Jita so to us it is just more funny content. We laugh at our own dead freighters as much as you do.
Really, you should get this because you are pretty much on the same level of evil as us. You pay people to blow up stuff in Jita, and so do we. You hate the level 4 mission grinders and miners who act like bots as much as us. You totally could have been a CFC member, even a goonwaffe member, if it wasn't for a few misunderstandings on your part.
But keep it up. I'm pretty sure that squad that was camping MoA went on deployment, so MoA should be up to flying around and giving us something to shoot at. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
781
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Posted - 2014.09.25 21:32:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
You heard it here folks. The goons have stated that the only difference between them and goblin is a misunderstanding.
It's funny because it is true. He wanted to join us, but didn't understand the requirements for joining goonwaffe and thought that other corps in our alliance were some how treated as underlings.
The facts are, goonwaffe is fairly easy to join (sticking around with the culture is another issue), and there really is no difference between members of other corps internally. We organize by squad, you can join as many squads as you want, and most squads have little to no requirements to join. He thought that joining WIdot or a crop in FCON would some how leave him out of the inner circle, where it really doesn't matter. They all get mixed together on ops and hang out in the same comms.
And he really wouldn't have had trouble fitting in somewhere in our organization. Like I said, we have also paid others to shoot highsec players, like Burn Jita and Hulkaggedon. We have plenty of members who play the market with an army of highsec alts. Plenty of nearly autistic misanthropic shut-ins. And so on. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
782
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Posted - 2014.09.26 05:38:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
And he really wouldn't have had trouble fitting in somewhere in our organization. Like I said, we have also paid others to shoot highsec players, like Burn Jita and Hulkaggedon. We have plenty of members who play the market with an army of highsec alts. Plenty of nearly autistic misanthropic shut-ins. And so on.
Actually I would. I had so much trouble fitting in that I couldn't even join. The main difference is that - I despise people who do stupid stuff - Goons despise people who aren't them This difference isn't immediately visible as there is a huge practical overlap (awful lot of people who do stupid stuff and not Goons). However it's a fundamental difference, similar to "hating Islamic State members" vs "hating muslims".
I think this is BS.
Some one who can do enough research to make money off the market, or farm billions out of mining missions, could have done the research to get into the CFC without having those sorts of problems. There are plenty of ways to avoid the stupid members, however you define stupid. The levels to which Goons despise the other isn't absolute either, because we have plenty of people in high level positions who aren't technically Goons of the Something Awful Dot Com Forums.
Besides, the bar for being a legitimate Goon isn't very high (we are truly terrible people). If you just sort of kind of wanted to be in Goonwaffe, you could have very easily done it. We didn't become riddled with spies because our standards are too high or our members too obnoxious.
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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
782
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Posted - 2014.09.26 19:22:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I play like a Goon ... but I don't think like one.
Haha. No, you play like a Goon because you think like one.
And we give stuff to bad players because they are new players. The idea is for them to focus on getting better are using the spaceship than spending all day grinding for another tech1 frigate and quitting because the entry level isk grinding sucks. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
786
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Posted - 2014.10.04 08:25:00 -
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It's official
http://greedygoblin.blogspot.hu/2014/10/i-dont-want-to-make-people-mad-i-want.html
I am a mouthpiece of The Mittani, The Once and Future Chairman.
A moment for all of you to bask in my glory.
I must admit, I find it amusing to be labeled a "Nice Goon" given that I have been branded "the single worst person in goonwaffe" by the most depraved members of our own directorate. And I cannot help but be touched by being mentioned by the Goblin himself, not just once as a top damage dealer during Burn Jita, but now to have my mug gracing the pages of his blog.
Another pregnant pause to once again soak up that sweet sweet glory.
Since I am now handing out the paplinks for this posting fleet, the orders are to load ~Love~ torpedoes into our bomberless bombers and keep pressing F5.
And twist and turn all you want Gevlon, it's painfully obvious you are trying not to be called a Goon while acting a lot like a Goon. "I just want them to feel embarrassed" isn't very good cover. Mad, sad, ashamed, whatever. You want others to feel bad for being bad. You are just being poetic to hide your own embarrassment.
Also, better toss some more isk to MoA. They lost a carrier in their home system while the rest were off fighting the Goon menace for you. It's time again to show your pets how much you appreciate the hard work they put in for you, even at the cost of the ones they leave to defend their nullsec home. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
786
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Posted - 2014.10.05 05:56:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Hey Gevlon,
Look at all these Goons trying to show how they aren't bothered.
You mean hot and bothered?
It's perplexing in a way. Like looking into a mirror, and while the image in the mirror seems to be just like you, it keeps trying to reach out to poke you in the eye and say terrible things about your mom. And while that sounds terrible, you can kind of understand why your reflection is doing it.
Like an alternate universe version of ourselves that is so different it ends up looping around to be eerily like us.
Even this bounty scheme. I swear I've heard of some one setting up a system to automatically scrape the killboards, look for particular kills, and flag a player for receiving and isk reward for their kills.
Oh yah, we did that for Hulkageddon.
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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
786
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Posted - 2014.10.08 19:30:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mr Omniblivion wrote:You assume there will be NA. and B0T rental programs after the jumpocalypse  B0T will be hit hard, but NA. will be OK. It'll need some reshuffle, mixing it up with the various N3 alliances, each one living in and protecting in one region. CFC will try the same, but - well, it doesn't need a psychic to tell how well LAWN will protect Delve. Back to topic: I changed the booking of the Burn Branch project so the kills of the participants are visible.
You think the N3 guys are going to be content going back to live on the farm after a lifetime of gallivanting around the map on a whim? |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
800
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Posted - 2014.10.08 19:30:56 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Mr Omniblivion wrote:You assume there will be NA. and B0T rental programs after the jumpocalypse B0T will be hit hard, but NA. will be OK. It'll need some reshuffle, mixing it up with the various N3 alliances, each one living in and protecting in one region. CFC will try the same, but - well, it doesn't need a psychic to tell how well LAWN will protect Delve. Back to topic: I changed the booking of the Burn Branch project so the kills of the participants are visible.
You think the N3 guys are going to be content going back to live on the farm after a lifetime of gallivanting around the map on a whim? |
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